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The Hottest CHAZZ Chips CHALLENGE
by Miglė M on Jun 25, 2024
THE SPICIER THE BETTER!
Did you know that spicy food provides not only special and for some extreme sensations , but also benefits our health and emotional state ?
First of all, scientists have proven that eating spicy food at least once a day reduces mortality by EVEN 14% ! Second, spicy food can also be a great help in rekindling the flame in a relationship, because eating spicy food increases testosterone levels, which in turn boosts your libido .
And also, studies show that the body reacts to the heat caused by the spiciness and therefore begins to produce endorphins, which help a person feel better emotionally. So, spicy food means more happiness and less stress !
With all these advantages in mind, CHAZZ team has created a new challenge for the hottest chips!
CHALLENGE YOURSELF OR A FRIEND!
Our challenge consists of 3 different levels of spiciness , so everyone can choose the most suitable for themselves, and for the bravest, we suggest trying them all!
Level 1 - Mildly Spicy Jalapeno Habanero Pepper Chips
For those who don't eat spicy, these chips will be a real challenge, and for advanced spicy fans, they will be perfect as a casual snack to munch on.
Level 2 - Decently Spicy Flaming Ghost Pepper Chips
When eating these chips, you might think you're up to the challenge, but the heat will creep up on you like a ghost and you won't even know what hit you!
Level 3 - Insanely Spicy Moruga Scorpion Pepper Chips
ATTENTION ! Be aware that you're about to eat potato chips with the world's most extreme and spicy chilli pepper ! We suggest you buy a fire extinguisher and try it only with the supervision of your relatives.
CHAZZ's recommendations and warnings for you before taking on the challenge:
1. Consult your stomach!
2. Keep out of reach of children!
3. Do not scratch your eyes while eating!
4. If you catch fire - milk is your best friend!
5. Not recommended for pregnant women.
We wish you a fun, enduring and enjoyable trip while tasting our the hottest chips ! Don't say we didn't warn you ;)
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DICK Flavored Potato Chips: the SEQUEL
by Miglė M on Jun 25, 2024
STOP DREAMING AND START MAKING LOVE!
Did you know that about 10 percent of everyone's dreams involve sex ? Studies show that at least one in every ten dreams has some sexual content in it: women see themselves having sex with famous politicians and other celebrities, whereas men tend to dream about sexual scenarios involving multiple partners.
A JUNGLE OF OPINIONS
The news about us Pussy Flavoured potato chips have rocked the world and caused quite a stir. Just like in many other countries, the Lithuanian society displayed three distinctive reactions: the majority of people welcomed the bold product, urging us to "stop at nothing", the neutral group just had a good laugh, whereas the last sector cringed at the idea and accused us of "inequality".
CHAZZ team has taken both radically different opinions into account and now, after a period of extensive work, are ready to introduce the new Dick Flavoured potato chips for you to enjoy.
Both Pussy Flavoured and Dick Flavoured chips are not meant for personal use . Sure, you can purchase and munch on them alone, but we have created this product to be SHARED . This can be an awesome gift to your loved one or an open-minded friend with a great sense of humor.
This gift can help you send a straightforward message that you are free of inhibitions and ready to have open conversations about sex , unburdened by judgment or prejudice. When given to a romantic partner, it can act as a clear invitation not only to indulge in oral sex, leaving all discomfort outside the bedroom door but also to explore all other avenues that lead to maximum pleasure for all parties involved.
Nowadays, young people are three times less likely to have sex than their parents did at the same age, but we believe that millennials have an obligation and the necessary tenacity to turn this unfortunate situation on its head.
Regarding the TASTE: both Pussy Flavoured and Dick Flavoured potato chips are delicious and will be loved by the majority of those who try them. Having said that, these are not your typical run-of-the-mill flavours, so personal experiences may vary.
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The STORY of PUSSY Flavored Potato Chips
by Miglė M on May 09, 2024
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL??!
According to several past years of research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age! It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex .
CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE , so we took this disastrous trend very personally. We decided to draw everyone's attention to it and thus contribute to solving this problem: that is how we came up with the idea to create the first in the world "Pussy Flavor" chips .
CHAZZ team members were not the only ones invited to take part in the development of this taste: our bravest & most experienced friends also took part in the research!
Following long discussions and arguments , we realized that the list of Pussy flavors we had was not strong enough - until then, every time we tasted Vulva (the scientific name of Pussy), we never gave it a thought about what it reminded us of. ..
We took the development of this flavor very seriously and selected the 5 bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls) and sent them on individual hunts to come back with a fresh list of flavors.
At the same time, other colleagues were googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the Pussy taste associates with .
After summing up the results, agreeing on all the essential sensations of this taste and additional notes, we formed the task and sent it to the 3 huge EU manufacturers of spices.
From dozens of samples provided by them, we selected a few that were closest to the task, adjusted the proportions of the ingredients and we managed to reflect this taste as close as possible !!!
PUSSY FLAVORED CHIPS ARE:
a) Chips with a unique taste for BRAVE & FREE people . After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and possibly even lose your oral virginity...
b) A great GIFT for your partner, an interesting way to initiate a romantic evening or just a simple delight for your taste buds and a fun chat about sex;
c) Perfect WAY to test your friends' courage , openness , and sense of humor .
P.S For girls and women: if in previous years you were pleased by someone, it is very likely that you have directly contributed to the creation of this taste.