The STORY of PUSSY Flavored Potato Chips
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL??!
According to several past years of research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age! It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex .
CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE , so we took this disastrous trend very personally. We decided to draw everyone's attention to it and thus contribute to solving this problem: that is how we came up with the idea to create the first in the world "Pussy Flavor" chips .
CHAZZ team members were not the only ones invited to take part in the development of this taste: our bravest & most experienced friends also took part in the research!
Following long discussions and arguments , we realized that the list of Pussy flavors we had was not strong enough - until then, every time we tasted Vulva (the scientific name of Pussy), we never gave it a thought about what it reminded us of. ..
We took the development of this flavor very seriously and selected the 5 bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls) and sent them on individual hunts to come back with a fresh list of flavors.
At the same time, other colleagues were googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the Pussy taste associates with .
After summing up the results, agreeing on all the essential sensations of this taste and additional notes, we formed the task and sent it to the 3 huge EU manufacturers of spices.
From dozens of samples provided by them, we selected a few that were closest to the task, adjusted the proportions of the ingredients and we managed to reflect this taste as close as possible !!!
PUSSY FLAVORED CHIPS ARE:
a) Chips with a unique taste for BRAVE & FREE people . After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and possibly even lose your oral virginity...
b) A great GIFT for your partner, an interesting way to initiate a romantic evening or just a simple delight for your taste buds and a fun chat about sex;
c) Perfect WAY to test your friends' courage , openness , and sense of humor .
P.S For girls and women: if in previous years you were pleased by someone, it is very likely that you have directly contributed to the creation of this taste.
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