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The STORY of PUSSY Flavored Potato Chips
by Miglė M on May 09, 2024
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL??!
According to several past years of research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age! It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex .
CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE , so we took this disastrous trend very personally. We decided to draw everyone's attention to it and thus contribute to solving this problem: that is how we came up with the idea to create the first in the world "Pussy Flavor" chips .
CHAZZ team members were not the only ones invited to take part in the development of this taste: our bravest & most experienced friends also took part in the research!
Following long discussions and arguments , we realized that the list of Pussy flavors we had was not strong enough - until then, every time we tasted Vulva (the scientific name of Pussy), we never gave it a thought about what it reminded us of. ..
We took the development of this flavor very seriously and selected the 5 bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls) and sent them on individual hunts to come back with a fresh list of flavors.
At the same time, other colleagues were googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the Pussy taste associates with .
After summing up the results, agreeing on all the essential sensations of this taste and additional notes, we formed the task and sent it to the 3 huge EU manufacturers of spices.
From dozens of samples provided by them, we selected a few that were closest to the task, adjusted the proportions of the ingredients and we managed to reflect this taste as close as possible !!!
PUSSY FLAVORED CHIPS ARE:
a) Chips with a unique taste for BRAVE & FREE people . After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and possibly even lose your oral virginity...
b) A great GIFT for your partner, an interesting way to initiate a romantic evening or just a simple delight for your taste buds and a fun chat about sex;
c) Perfect WAY to test your friends' courage , openness , and sense of humor .
P.S For girls and women: if in previous years you were pleased by someone, it is very likely that you have directly contributed to the creation of this taste.